I was reading over at my favorite right-wing political forum (the only one I can stand to read, because it’s the only one that doesn’t oppress dissenting opposing viewpoints), and I came across a topic by a short-sighted right-wing ideologue brilliant political strategist. Here’s his argument, syllogistically interpreted by me.

Premise the first:

Justice Stevens is about to retire.

Premise the second:

President Obama will nominate a new SCOTUS Justice.

Premise the third:

Republicans are a bunch of navel-gazers who are trying their best to remain the minority party. (Apparently.)

Conclusion? (more…)